Sunday, January 22, 2017

Communication Faux Pas

Learning a new language and a new culture inevitably leads to mistakes now and again. Here are a few entertaining examples of miscommunication we have had while learning Tok Pisin.

During our month in village living, Eric often wanted to use the phrase “you don’t need to,” e.g. “You don’t need to spend your whole day giving us a tour,” or “You don’t need to find a spider to show Joella.” However, we didn’t know the word for “need” at the time, so he used the closest phrase he could think of. As it turns out, instead of telling people “you don’t need to,” he kept telling them “you must not” – “You must not give us a tour!”


When we were at training after we’d first arrived here, I had to go into the city to see a doctor. The nurse for our training group set up an appointment for me. The doctor told us to come on Saturday morning. When we arrived, he was the only one in the office—no other patients, secretaries, nurses, etc. He seemed surprised when the nurse told him I was there for my appointment; he had thought we were coming to tell him about our organization! He saw me anyway and told us to come back the following week to pay the bill because he didn’t know how to charge us!

One morning early on in our village stay, I was sitting with a group of people under (yes, under) our house. As one of them rolled a cigarette—tobacco was fairly commonly grown in the area where we did our village stay—they said, “Bruce! Bruce!” and held up the cigarette. I thought they were telling me that “bruce” was the word for tobacco, but then someone gestured with the cigarette for me to turn around, where I saw a man waiting to be introduced to me. I thought, “Phew, I’m glad I realized they were telling me that man’s name is Bruce and it’s not the word for tobacco.” The man joined the other men who were teaching Eric various crafts, and he taught Eric how to weave a mat. Later, someone asked Eric who had taught him to weave it, and I told Eric the man’s name was Bruce. He continued to tell people for a few days that Bruce had taught him. People seemed to have trouble figuring out who that was. Later we realized that the group I had been with was telling me that “bruce” is the word for tobacco—the man’s name was actually Terry!

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Ten More Things About Life in Ukarumpa

1. You flip the light switch down to turn on the lights and up to turn them off.

2. Even in our rural mountain location, we often hear airplanes overhead. Our pilots make trips almost every day, whether to take people to the international airport in the capital, take translation teams to or from villages, or make supply/mail runs. We have helicopters and small 9-passenger planes.

3. Air conditioning is opening your windows. Heat (some mornings are in the 40’s during dry season) is building a fire, wrapping up in a blanket, or cuddling with your pets.


4. The clinic recommends that we bleach all of the fruits and vegetables we buy at the local market to clean them. One morning after bleaching, I found a black bug crawling around my lettuce. (Eric wasn’t home to kill it, so I had to kill it myself!) A few days later, a worm crawled out of my broccoli while I was cleaning it, and I found an inchworm on a carrot when I rinsed it!

5. Our two water sources are water that is collected in a rain tank (everyone has at least one in their yard) and treated water that is pumped in from the nearby river. We filter the rain water for drinking and use river water for laundry and showers.


6. All of our trash (“rubbish”) has to be burned, with obvious exceptions such as metal, ceramic, plastic, etc. Our trash gets separated into three bins: burnable, non-burnable (which is collected once a week), and food scraps (which get buried in the yard).

7. Several national ladies make tortillas to sell. We have a standing order with Rose, who comes to our house every Tuesday morning to deliver our dozen freshly-made tortillas, which cost about $3.

8. Most toilets have two options when flushing: full flush or half flush.

9. Because we are so close to the equator, the sun rises and sets at about the same time every day all year long, with sunlight from roughly 6:30-6:30.


10. Our (only) grocery store has to do an inventory every year, which meant it was closed for a week in September!